Celebrity doctors

I just got back from the eye doctor; while I was there I discovered that my doctors tend to resemble celebrities. My optometrist looks like Alan Arkin from about 10-15 years ago, and my dentist looks like James Cameron. My lady bits doctor looks a bit like Cheryl Hines (Larry David's wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm, among other things). It makes me want to collect an ensemble cast of specialists surrounding me. It would be like being in a bizzarro Hollywood, where everyone is a genius instead of being a hedonistic liar.